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👀 The Quarter-Zip Reference.

🤐 Mouth-Covering Hood

🎃 Your Halloween Outfit, Sorted.

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    Wasn’t sure what to expect, but the quality surprised me. The material feels really soft, the fit is comfortably oversized and everyone asked about it at the party.

    Mike K.
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    Bought it because it looked cool and ended up wearing it all weekend. It’s warm, easy to zip up and the reactions were priceless 😂

    Liam S.
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    One of the coolest things I’ve bought for a night out. Great quality, comfortable fit and it gets attention everywhere I wear it.

    Gabe M.

    Shipping & Delivery

    Orders are processed within 2-3 days, then shipped in 6-10 days with tracked delivery so you can follow it the whole way. 

    During busy periods it can occasionally take up to 16 days, but that's rare.

    30-Day Guarantee

    Yes. We offer a free money-back guarantee, so if it arrives damaged, you get your money back. No risk.

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    hood fully zipped

    Zipped down, a navy hoodie with a monogram. Zipped up, nose and mouth covered, no questions taken.

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    FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

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    Is this what I think it is?

    Yes. It's an unofficial parody of the navy quarter-zip you've seen in every screenshot, rebuilt as a full-zip hoodie with a hood that covers your nose and mouth.

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    Is it official or affiliated with anyone?

    No. Epstoodies is an unofficial novelty design. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to anyone the reference might bring to mind.

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    Can I see and breathe with the hood zipped up?

    Yes. The hood covers the nose and mouth and leaves an opening for the eyes.

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    Which size should I get?

    Sizes S to 3XL. Pick your usual hoodie size, or go one up if you want it oversized.

    What if it arrives damaged or doesn't fit?

    Add shipping protection at checkout and we'll replace anything damaged in transit. For sizing or anything else, email support@terrorteethco.com.

     
     

    The hood is the point.

    The hood closes over your mouth and nose and leaves the eyes. 

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    What the pack thinks

    • Really good quality.

      I’ve owned a few novelty onesies over the years and this is easily the best quality one I’ve tried. It feels soft, fits comfortably and gets compliments every time I wear it.

      Mark D.

    • Arrived quick and well packaged.

      Came in a few days and was folded nicely in the bag. The embroidery is stitched properly, not printed on. Feels heavy and soft. My mate wants one now.

      Chris W.

    • The best gift I've had this year.

      Wear it as a normal hoodie most of the time. The fabric is soft and it washes fine. Had a few comments at the gym, all good ones.

      Zig D.